Lost Status

I'm getting tired and cranky so I thought I'd write this out.

FB Status updates that didn't make my wall tonight:

Okay that's 3 engagement of 6 of my friends in the last 30 days. The math says I should own about 4 dozen cats by now.

I should be doing something productive now that I cleaned my room... but I'm so tired from cleaning it I don't want to do anything.

Why is my cut from the 4th of July still bleeding?

Tonight I thought the words, "Her kitchen is such a mess" before I remembered I live here too.

I'm not convinced these are the right elf ears to buy... #nerdworldproblems

I should be ashamed. I don't know where my closest bookstore is.

With all the time I spend (that I shouldn't be) working on Cosplay Photographers, I really don't have time or energy to care for my Venus account to be an independent Maid Idol.  But what do I do with one of the most well-known maid accounts state side with almost as many friends as Casey has but with MORE PHOTOS?

My father always said that there is no such thing as a bad situation, just a material gathering opportunity. I wish I could have seen the enormous amount of potential in the model-like poses my fb friend has been whipping out and photographing every time she breast-feeds her newborn before I unsubcribed. I can only take so much humor.